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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Morning Rambles : Bird Stories



 So, at the end of yesterday's Morning Rambles, I had one simple request. 

 DON'T KICK THE PIGEONS

 Seems easy enough, no? Well, apparently not for some people. Around 4 hours after I made that plea, what did I see? Some dude kicking a pigeon. Obviously, he does not follow this blog....Like most people...

 Seriously, what is it about pigeons that make people have the overwhelming desire to kick them!? Sure, they're always around and constantly scrounging for food, but so is Catstyle and you wouldn't kick her, right? Well, maybe a couple of you would (HAVE?!)....

 Personally, I'm not prone to kicking animals, but if I HAD to, I'd choose a squirrel  because I think they're smug...

  
  Look at him! He definitely thinks he's better than me because he can walk sideways.


 Since there seems to be some kind of bird theme going on here, I also saw this picture when I was out and about yesterday
                               
 This kid holding a chicken, brought back memories of when I was young and used to carry around MY pet chicken (True Story).

 Mine was black, not white. 

 When she was a chick, we had this really long grass, that I made into little huts, kinda far away from each other. Then I would smoosh down the grass in between, so the chicks could run in between the two grass villages.

 What were the names of these grass villages, you ask?

New Yolk and Chickago

 Then my chicken got eaten by a raccoon one night, and for the whole next afternoon, I was devastatingly upset....


Anyway, thanks for reading, have a great day and consider the daffodil ....while you're doing that I'll be over here looking through your stuff... (Jack Handy for Bron)


3 comments:

Squire Jones said...

Raccoons eat chickens? Squirrels walk sideways? You can't??? This has been very enlightening.

That, and my word verification is "wiliag", which I pretty sure is Danish for "wiener".

Kimstyle said...

1) Yes, raccoons eat chickens

2) I tried very hard, I could probably walk sideways like my squirrel enemy, but not up at tree... Which makes him smug..... I am well aware I could have used the term vertically, but we're not fancy around these parts

3) You're a wiener

Kimstyle said...

2) IF