Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Morning Rambles: I Heart Sugar
So, I've had a couple days off and haven't posted... I know you all don't give a crap at all were terribly upset, but you have to realize, I have a life... I was far too busy wearing sweatpants, watching Teen Mom and eating my feelings, to make the effort of writing down nonsense...
However, today is a new day, and I'm back.
LET'S GET READY TO RAMMMMMMBLE!!
You know what I hate? NOT winning the lottery...Like, it's really starting to piss me off. Once a month I make the effort of buying a ticket, and once a month the Ontario Lottery and Gaming Commision spits in my face and calls me loser. Not a winning ticket, they'll say, while making their "you're a loser" noise...Dum Dummmmm (So first you call me a loser, and now I'm dumb? Thanks OLG)
Speaking of mean spirited inanimate objects; My Wii Fit is a jerk. It groans when I step on it. That's great motivation there, Nintendo. Come back every day so your video game console can mock you and call you 39 years old...Screw this, where are those M&Ms? Ooooh, The Biggest Loser is on, I feel thinner already....
Know why I have M&Ms at home? Because I'm an only child...
I wouldn't say I was super spoiled...err.... but I don't know many 28 year olds that get sent Easter candy across the country from their mom.
Yesterday, I was crazy busy playing Diner Dash in my pajamas, and P got a call from the concierge saying he had a package.
As he wasn't expecting anything, he came to me..."what did you order?!?"...
I panicked...what DID I order?!
I scanned my brain... nothing...I was only LOOKING on Saks website right?
Did I buy something by accident?!
Did they save my information from last time?!
Ooooh, please be the nude canvas Louboutin Greissimo 140mm!!!
It was a long shot, but I rushed downstairs, to find a giant soft mailbag, with a familiar Greendale address on it. I see, it was from my mom...
Opened it up when I was back upstairs to find a ridiculous amount of chocolate and candy, as well as some kind of battery operated fan with a giant M&M wearing bunny ears. Also, a plastic wind up chicken that hops around the floor and poops Jelly Bellys..... It will match the plastic reindeer that poops Jelly Bellys that my mom put in my stocking at Christmas ...Seriously... I couldn't make this crap up....
P was also thrilled that my mom had sent along his own candy, labeled with his name, so I couldn't steal it...Hmmmph...I'm an only child, I don't like to share...
Anyway, so thanks for my candy, mom... I know you're reading this and probably doing your quacking duck laugh...Happy Easter! But for next time, macadamia nuts and cashews are way too healthy for me... I need straight sugar, think pixie sticks....xo
Thanks for reading, have a great day, and try to avoid this guy if possible...
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPad
However, today is a new day, and I'm back.
LET'S GET READY TO RAMMMMMMBLE!!
You know what I hate? NOT winning the lottery...Like, it's really starting to piss me off. Once a month I make the effort of buying a ticket, and once a month the Ontario Lottery and Gaming Commision spits in my face and calls me loser. Not a winning ticket, they'll say, while making their "you're a loser" noise...Dum Dummmmm (So first you call me a loser, and now I'm dumb? Thanks OLG)
Speaking of mean spirited inanimate objects; My Wii Fit is a jerk. It groans when I step on it. That's great motivation there, Nintendo. Come back every day so your video game console can mock you and call you 39 years old...Screw this, where are those M&Ms? Ooooh, The Biggest Loser is on, I feel thinner already....
Know why I have M&Ms at home? Because I'm an only child...
I wouldn't say I was super spoiled...err.... but I don't know many 28 year olds that get sent Easter candy across the country from their mom.
Yesterday, I was crazy busy playing Diner Dash in my pajamas, and P got a call from the concierge saying he had a package.
As he wasn't expecting anything, he came to me..."what did you order?!?"...
I panicked...what DID I order?!
I scanned my brain... nothing...I was only LOOKING on Saks website right?
Did I buy something by accident?!
Did they save my information from last time?!
Ooooh, please be the nude canvas Louboutin Greissimo 140mm!!!
It was a long shot, but I rushed downstairs, to find a giant soft mailbag, with a familiar Greendale address on it. I see, it was from my mom...
Opened it up when I was back upstairs to find a ridiculous amount of chocolate and candy, as well as some kind of battery operated fan with a giant M&M wearing bunny ears. Also, a plastic wind up chicken that hops around the floor and poops Jelly Bellys..... It will match the plastic reindeer that poops Jelly Bellys that my mom put in my stocking at Christmas ...Seriously... I couldn't make this crap up....
P was also thrilled that my mom had sent along his own candy, labeled with his name, so I couldn't steal it...Hmmmph...I'm an only child, I don't like to share...
Anyway, so thanks for my candy, mom... I know you're reading this and probably doing your quacking duck laugh...Happy Easter! But for next time, macadamia nuts and cashews are way too healthy for me... I need straight sugar, think pixie sticks....xo
Thanks for reading, have a great day, and try to avoid this guy if possible...
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPad
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